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		<title>Swish It Up A Bit With Glee&#8217;s Sue Sylvester</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Tyrone Ford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Black nail polish? Swish it up a bit! I wanna see enormous fuchsia rhinestone-studded gay claws so cumbersome you can&#8217;t even perform the most basic acts of personal hygiene&#8221; This has to be one of the most brilliant satirical monologues I&#8217;ve heard in AGES!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bettercalltyrone.com&amp;blog=10239426&amp;post=616&amp;subd=calltyrone&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>&#8220;Black nail polish? Swish it up a bit! I wanna see enormous fuchsia rhinestone-studded gay claws so cumbersome you can&#8217;t even perform the most basic acts of personal hygiene&#8221;</h2>
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<p>This has to be one of the most brilliant satirical monologues I&#8217;ve heard  in AGES!</p>
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		<title>A Flowchart: When is it Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Tyrone Ford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being an iPhone phreak and fan of Gizmodo, I came across a helpful little flowchart by Shane Snow. The article is titled &#8220;A Romance Flowchart: When is it Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone?&#8220; Does your significant other always yell at you for busting out your smartphone too much when you&#8217;re together? Follow this flowchart to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bettercalltyrone.com&amp;blog=10239426&amp;post=402&amp;subd=calltyrone&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://calltyrone.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/500x_iphone_sig_mouth.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-405" title="500x_iphone_sig_mouth" src="http://calltyrone.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/500x_iphone_sig_mouth.jpg?w=115&#038;h=85" alt="" width="115" height="85" /></a>Being an iPhone phreak and fan of <a title="Gizmodo" href="http://gizmodo.com/" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a>, I came across a helpful little flowchart by <a title="Shane Snow" href="http://shanesnow.com/" target="_blank">Shane Snow</a>. The article is titled &#8220;<a title="A Romance Flowchart" href="http://gizmodo.com/5419435/a-romance-flowchart-when-is-it-inappropriate-to-use-your-iphone" target="_blank">A Romance Flowchart: When is it Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone?</a>&#8220;</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;">Does your significant other always yell at you for busting out your smartphone too much when you&#8217;re together? Follow this flowchart to determine if now really is a good time to fire that brick up:</p>
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<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>Based in New York City, <a href="http://shanesnow.com/">Shane Snow</a> is a graduate student in Digital Media at Columbia University and founder of Scordit.com. He&#8217;s fascinated with all things geeky, particularly social media and shiny gadgets he&#8217;ll never afford.</em></p>
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		<title>The Shining (Happy Version)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Tyrone Ford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Shining (happy version) &#8211; Credit I believe goes to an Something Awful Goon. Song: Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bettercalltyrone.com&amp;blog=10239426&amp;post=292&amp;subd=calltyrone&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<h6><em>The Shining (happy version) &#8211; Credit I believe goes to an Something Awful Goon.  Song: Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel</em></h6>
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